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GOBLIN COCK

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GOBLIN COCK (2005–PRESENT). Lord Phallus, aka Rob Crow (vocals, guitar), Bane Ass-Pounder Dave Drusky (guitars), King Sith Sam Mura (bass), Braindeath Anthony Fusaro (drums), Loki Sinjuggleradam Ekrtoh (keyboards), Larben the Druid, aka Lara Benscher (backing vocals, guitar).

Goblin Cock is a doom metal band from San Francisco. If ever there were a band that took the metal equivalent of the double entendre to its obvious and ludicrous extreme, it would be Goblin Cock. The band actually plays a sort of wonderfully sludgy brand of early metal with tongue planted firmly in cheek. The aforementioned “Lord Phallus” is actually Rob Crow from Pinback using the Goblin Cock persona as a way of blowing off steam. According to one critic, Goblin Cock “pairs sludgy, Sabbath-inspired power chords with references to obscure scifi and Snuffleupagus. Comic-Con fans, take note” (Sign On). Perhaps they are only a joke, but for a joke band, they produced the best slow metal record of 2005, not a miniscule accomplishment.

Bagged and Boarded - cover

Bagged and Boarded - cover

Discography: Bagged and Boarded (Absolutely Kosher, 2005); Come With Me If You Want To Live (Robcore Records, 2008).